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Ruckycarnage · Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:24 pm Post subject: Jokes

Where do grunpy people sit on a bus?

At the front.......They're called drivers.

HuntlyHammie

Who do hearts play in the next round of the cup ???

Ruckycarnage

Ruckycarnage · Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:49 am Post subject:

Since we are in the nearinf the end of the cold snap this isn''t as important, but we really should still check on old people to make sure they are ok.

Dave! Are you ok pal?

martialalmac · Flanker Joined: 11 Jan 2010 Posts: 83

Good job you shouted. He's getting a bit hard of hearing now! And what with his torn left boob... from sledging.... Ouch!

Ruckycarnage · Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:43 pm Post subject:

I thought you said he was a right tit!

DiscoDave · On the bench Joined: 11 Jan 2010 Posts: 12

It is my left breast and its feckin sore"!"!
but doc says Paracetamol and Iboprufen will take edge off the pain................................(or did he say Alcohol, i forgot)

Anyway hows about an Irish joke.

Paddys login password for work is, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful, Mickey, Pluto, Minnie, Dublin.

Hi Boss says "why the long password"?

Mickey says, "well IT department told me my password had to contain 8 characters and one capital" Very Happy

HuntlyHammie · Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:10 pm Post subject:

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.

HuntlyHammie · Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:11 pm Post subject:

What's the definition of 'Macho'?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Ruckycarnage · Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:13 pm Post subject: