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HuntlyHammie · Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:07 am Post subject:

A father sends his kid to bed. Five minutes later, the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"

The dad says, "No. You had your chance."

A minute later the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"

The dad says, "No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you."

"Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?"

Dominic · Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:22 pm Post subject:

Did i miss something?....

HuntlyHammie · Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:08 pm Post subject:

YE THE BOAT HA HA HA ITS CALLED A JOKE HA HA AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE GERMANS WHO HAD NOSENSE OF HUMOUR

Dominic · Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:50 pm Post subject:

Ruckycarnage · Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:58 pm Post subject:

That's just a rip off of the 'Duck goes into a bar' joke.

And it a lot funnier when it's a Duck talking.
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HuntlyHammie · Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:35 pm Post subject:

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Dominic · Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:41 am Post subject:

In a recent interview John TErry was quoted as saying:

....wait for it......

"I'll cross that Bridge when i cum on her"

Rolling Eyes

Ruckycarnage · Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:30 pm Post subject:

Dave are you coming over for Pancake day.

I have all the ingredients but I still need a tosser.
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Ruckycarnage · Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:29 pm Post subject:

I've tried phoning Stephen Hawking many a time but I keep getting his answering machine
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Ruckycarnage · Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:49 pm Post subject:

A Scotsman came back from his holiday in London and said, "Those Sassenachs aren't very friendly. When I was in my hotel room, the ones in the next room were banging on the walls and the ones above were hammering on my ceiling and the ones below were thumping on my floor. Sometimes they were so loud, I couldn't hear myself playing my bagpipes."

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