I think Nick usually makes it back to the cot alright - will he get a bed this time? Sorry for the Hagrid reference but between killing animals with your 4x4 and carrying people home... you have to admit it's all starting to build a fairly beardy picture... Thank JK Rowling. The best example of mistaken identity was my mother, who on meeting Brian one v drunken New Year's said 'Hasn't he very big hands for a painter...' She had heard about him painting wooden spoons for one trip and assumed that he was a bit of an artist!
'Mam. I said he was a piss artist!' _________________ The Coin of destiny is not your friend and is not to be trusted.
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We only had to draw you from the lift to the room. I don't know how you got the other carpet burns
On the subject of the lift. As Robin and I left the lift and Kieth slumped out, a group of Welsh girls wanted to see up our kilts. No problem but we wanted to see their tits in return.
They said 'No way.' So we said they could look up yours for free.
I don't think I've seen a girl fall over laughing before or since. _________________ The Coin of destiny is not your friend and is not to be trusted.
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