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Ruckycarnage · Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:20 pm Post subject:

Mel's leaving me. She says I love football more than here.

I'm gutted, I've been with her for 12 seasons.
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NickMclean · Captain Joined: 11 Jan 2010 Posts: 220

Gary Glitter had his dreams crushed when he found
out that the newspaper headline "Village still
looking for paedophile" wasn't a job advert.

HuntlyHammie · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:52 am Post subject:

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it!

Ruckycarnage · Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:22 pm Post subject:

HuntlyHammie · Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:54 pm Post subject:

CHEEKY SOD

How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

HuntlyHammie · Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:01 pm Post subject:

What do Liverpool fans and mushrooms have in common? They both have big heads and live in sh*t.

Ruckycarnage · Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:09 pm Post subject:

Ruckycarnage · Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:43 pm Post subject:

A notable gynecologist once said,

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.
It is only a pity that the ignition system is so fucking temperamental."
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HuntlyHammie · Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:48 pm Post subject:

What does a guy and a car have in common?

They both have the ability to misfire.

smac · Flanker Joined: 26 Jan 2010 Posts: 43

People in Haiti sent back a container to Glasgow with 200,000 Rangers jerseys in it. When customs opened it they found a note saying 'We may have nothing but we have our dignity'

What's the similarity between IKEA and Iris Robinson? One loose screw and the whole cabinet falls apart.

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